Small, sneaky dog responds to nothing. Acts spoiled and lazy and won’t go outside. Eats and lounges all day when not causing trouble. Owner needs to re-grout floor and throw out all rugs. Other owner has hands off attitude and is in peacekeeping talks with neighbors. Her name is Fiona and she can hear perfectly but doesn't want anyone to know it. Applications for ownership being sought but must be very, very patient. A saint or a sucker will work fine but soccer moms will not be considered.
We love our naughty little girl!