since we’ve passed those crazy days when self-medicating made us feel cool,
Remot-alax- Husbands have been asking for this ever since it was introduced. One pill and he can relax, because he’ll know where the television remote control is at all times. Not yet approved and still in the testing stages for single people living alone and for wives who rarely exhibit the need for this type of radical intervention.
Peni-Scillan- The spam message I received said this is the latest in male size enhancement.
Marrytin-Fake allergy medication usually administered by girlfriends who want to get hitched. Available over the counter near the Lucky Seven Wedding Chapel in Vegas.
Baleeve-Sick? Do you feel like you’re dragging yourself out of bed every day and need something quick? This medication makes you think you’re getting better. Works better than a placebo.
Lyernol-Clears your conscience while you lie up a storm. Similar to Denyitall. Available in chewable and if you’re compulsive, I recommend getting the patch.
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Ziflab-A miracle cure that rationalizes anyone’s weight issues. You’ll hear yourself saying, “No honey, those pants don’t make you look fat. Let’s go dancing!”
Remember to take all medications with fluids and call your doctor should any of these things actually work.
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